This pin is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. All blood & flesh has been tested for COVID19. Be sure to keep this pin chained, and don’t listen to any murmurs that might say “we’re gonna get you”. By all means, DON’T JOIN THEM.
It is recommended to carry your boom stick at all times. Chainsaw not included. Do not repeat these words: Kunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos Kanda amantos Kanda.